Disgraced and retiring MPs get 153m in payoffs - Times Online
"DISGRACED and retiring MPs are to net 153m in payoffs and pensions as they step down at the general election.
Andrew MacKay, the Conservative MP for Bracknell who became notorious in the expenses scandal, will collect the largest package, worth a total of more than 1.8m.
On average, the 148 MPs who have announced that they will quit the Commons are in line to collect more than 1m each, according to an analysis for The Sunday Times.
Details of the pensions and payoffs follow reports this weekend that a further 20 Labour MPs are to step down within the next few days."
Off the gravy train. That means when it comes to Lord Blagger hiring new lobbyists, he's going to have the pick of the crop. Then for the other's its just a case of drip drip drip to the press with more of the dirt, and their effectiveness drops away.
My advice to those wanting to blag some more, sign up with Lord Blagger. You know its in your own self interest.
Lord Blagger
Sunday, 4 April 2010
Expenses-row MP Derek Conway in line for �1m profit on taxpayer-funded flat | Mail Online
Expenses-row MP Derek Conway in line for 1m profit on taxpayer-funded flat | Mail Online:
"The MP who kicked off the Commons expenses scandal is set to make a profit of more than 1million from selling his London home part-funded by the taxpayer.
Ex-Tory Derek Conway, who is quitting as an MP after overpaying his sons as Commons researchers, is trying to sell his three-bedroom apartment for 1.4million."
He's bound to drive a Jaaaggg too
Lord Blagger
"The MP who kicked off the Commons expenses scandal is set to make a profit of more than 1million from selling his London home part-funded by the taxpayer.
Ex-Tory Derek Conway, who is quitting as an MP after overpaying his sons as Commons researchers, is trying to sell his three-bedroom apartment for 1.4million."
He's bound to drive a Jaaaggg too
Lord Blagger
Saturday, 3 April 2010
MPs' expenses: Peers' watchdog filed overseas hotel bill - Telegraph
MPs' expenses: Peers' watchdog filed overseas hotel bill - Telegraph:
"The House of Lords official who oversees its discredited allowances regime, Michael Pownall, has claimed expenses for luxury hotels and tailoring."
Awful. Imaging going after my mate Pownall. After he was the one who has saved all those fellow peers from a trip to the crown court by coming up with that little weaze on second homes, and then keeping the report secret.
What's wrong with a little blagging as a reward?
Lord Blagger
"The House of Lords official who oversees its discredited allowances regime, Michael Pownall, has claimed expenses for luxury hotels and tailoring."
Awful. Imaging going after my mate Pownall. After he was the one who has saved all those fellow peers from a trip to the crown court by coming up with that little weaze on second homes, and then keeping the report secret.
What's wrong with a little blagging as a reward?
Lord Blagger
The Daily Mash - MPs CLAIM EXPENSES FOR GETTING CAUGHT AT BEING WHORES
The Daily Mash - MPs CLAIM EXPENSES FOR GETTING CAUGHT AT BEING WHORES:
"FOUR Labour MPs have claimed expenses for getting caught offering to peddle their influence to the highest bidder like common whores.
People are willing to pay Geoff Hoon to do stuff
Stephen Byers, Patricia Hewitt, Geoff Hoon and Margaret Moran have all submitted claims for around 3000 pounds each, covering the cost of answering the phone to journalists and a new wide screen television so they can watch themselves getting caught, as well as the customary selection of luxurious bath products and emergency double glazing."
Great idea. I'll have to tell my other clients about the concept.
Lord Blagger
"FOUR Labour MPs have claimed expenses for getting caught offering to peddle their influence to the highest bidder like common whores.
People are willing to pay Geoff Hoon to do stuff
Stephen Byers, Patricia Hewitt, Geoff Hoon and Margaret Moran have all submitted claims for around 3000 pounds each, covering the cost of answering the phone to journalists and a new wide screen television so they can watch themselves getting caught, as well as the customary selection of luxurious bath products and emergency double glazing."
Great idea. I'll have to tell my other clients about the concept.
Lord Blagger
Friday, 2 April 2010
French minister used private jet to fly to conference in Martinique - Telegraph
French minister used private jet to fly to conference in Martinique - Telegraph
"Francois Fillon, the French prime minister, has banned ministers from using private jets after a Cabinet member rented one to fly to a conference in Martinique."
Shades of Blair Force One
A pointer for Blaggers everywhere. Don't get caught.
Lord Blagger
"Francois Fillon, the French prime minister, has banned ministers from using private jets after a Cabinet member rented one to fly to a conference in Martinique."
Shades of Blair Force One
A pointer for Blaggers everywhere. Don't get caught.
Lord Blagger
BBC News - Robinson denies land wrongdoing
Robinson denies land wrongdoing:
"The First Minister has denied that he did anything wrong when he bought a piece of land next to his family home from a developer for 5 pounds"
Nice Blagg!
Takes one to know one.
Lord Blagger
"The First Minister has denied that he did anything wrong when he bought a piece of land next to his family home from a developer for 5 pounds"
Nice Blagg!
Takes one to know one.
Lord Blagger
Digital Rights Bill
BBC News - Protests grow over digital bill: "The Digital Economy bill has sparked a wave of protest among consumers and rights groups."
Lord Blagger urges ever fellow blagger to get in contact with their MP over the Digital Rights Bill. Lord Blagger knows that its a great idea. Why shouldn't I be able to demand money with menaces, cut off people's internet access (they are plebs anyway)? It's all part of the government strategy to deal with legal problems anyway. If passed I wouldn't have to prove anything, the person I think is downloading has to prove it all. It's going to be hard with no internet access.
So get in contact with your MP and get them to support this bill. It's money for nothing for blaggers.
Lord Blagger
Lord Blagger urges ever fellow blagger to get in contact with their MP over the Digital Rights Bill. Lord Blagger knows that its a great idea. Why shouldn't I be able to demand money with menaces, cut off people's internet access (they are plebs anyway)? It's all part of the government strategy to deal with legal problems anyway. If passed I wouldn't have to prove anything, the person I think is downloading has to prove it all. It's going to be hard with no internet access.
So get in contact with your MP and get them to support this bill. It's money for nothing for blaggers.
Lord Blagger
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